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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, August 27th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about dating tips from chicks on reddit, a listener whose wife that has wrecked 4 cars in two years, a listener that found out he banged his moms friend, actors that auditioned for roles that they didn’t get, a 40 person brawl that broke out over a beach towel at a water park, a guy that tried to call an Uber with his vape pen, a man in trouble after testing his guns by firing into a park full of kids, a security guard that shot a guy that assaulted him with a didgeridoo, a dude that traveled from California to Hawaii on a paddle boat, a guy arrested after he threatened his friend with a machete for not flushing, a guy busted streaking because he owed his drug dealer $350, and more!

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0:00.0

Well, hello there. It is Dave and Chuck to freak with you on a Tuesday morning. It's

0:22.3

the 27th day of August. Thank you so much for being with us. Do you guys really labor

0:31.0

about what you're going to wear when you're going out with a lady the first time? No, you

0:37.4

don't put a lot of thought into it at all. Nothing special. I would have. I would have back

0:43.0

in the day. Yeah. I would make sure that I was looking as good as I possibly. Andy, don't

0:49.6

come. You pay attention to. I mean, I have. I feel like all my stuff I wear is appropriate

0:56.7

for a go now. Yeah. Like I always wear like a button up like a nice. That's true. Like

1:00.6

you always that's that's like your your go to. Yeah. I was trying to look like halfway

1:05.7

okay. And for me, I'm always I just I was a t-shirt and jeans guy. Yeah. And I just had

1:12.4

a select few t-shirts that were I would say a more of like like I wouldn't have wore a

1:19.8

graphic T. Yeah. No, that's it. I wouldn't have had my t-shirt off to 316 shirt. I have

1:26.7

a I mean, all my shirts are girl girl getters. Yeah. Girl getters. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. They're

1:34.3

all like I don't buy it unless it's a girl getter. Right. I don't waste any money. Yeah.

1:39.4

Um, they give some tips. Um, ladies are giving guys tips on some things they can do that will

1:47.5

get their attention. Cause they ask ladies, you know, what do you find attractive on a guy?

1:52.8

And there are certain things they say you can do to boost your game. Um, a button up shirt

1:59.0

with sleeves rolled up to the elbows. Yeah. Especially if you've got good looking for

2:03.6

arms. Yeah. I'm out on this one because my arms are as hairy as they could ever be. You

2:08.6

know, this is what I wear. Yeah. I do go out. Are you big fan of your forearms? The

2:13.5

I am. You see these days. I am. You see these stats. I am. Show them off. That's right.

2:19.6

That's right. Let me flex for you to leave so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:25.0

These are all these games. Yeah. Yeah. Goodness. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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