Tuesday, August 26th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave not sleeping, Cort wore harem pants to work, remote control truck drivers, things that happened 10 years ago this week, woman drew gun on man who let dog poop on her lawn and left it, update on old ladies who got stuck in a hot tub, man’s weed van robbed, outbreak of screw work, child’s face to face encounter with bear, tourism to Vegas down, Power Ball jackpot, guy who looks like Chuck spotted at gay pride parade, emailer asked wife to oil him up and jerk him, former UFC fighter’s son got into fight at wrestling event, woman returns championship jacket to Doug Flutie, update on Lil Nas X, Will Smith accused of using AI at concerts, Madonna says she’s easing off plastic surgery, Harrison Ford looking for new toilet seat and wants Jay Leno to 3D one, OnlyFans made over $7B last year, woman got cucumber stuck up butt, guy greeted DoorDash drivers naked, guy gets pulled over with lots of drugs, perv busted taking up skirt photos at Walmart, creepy dude accused of upskirt photos, family’s missing dog found, guy’s parents rented out childhood room and he married her, pumpkin spice latte sales skyrocket, butter candle season, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freed
0:07.7	Online at Dave and Chuck The Freak.com
0:10.6	Hi.
0:24.4	It's Tuesday.
0:25.9	It's the 26th day of August.
0:29.2	Thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak,
0:32.0	where my body has decided that 1 a.m. is the time I get up at.
0:35.5	Oh, no.
0:36.5	Not again.
0:37.3	No. I thought you were in a weirdm. is the time I get up. Oh, no. Not again. No. I thought, I could thought you were
0:39.5	no. No. But why though? But why? Why 1 a.m.? Are you? Exactly 1 a.m. I'm wondering if you're
0:48.4	worried about anything. I wonder if you have anything going on. But he's falling asleep, okay.
0:54.7	Usually you can't fall asleep.
0:55.9	Right.
0:56.1	No, I fall asleep. I fell asleep at 6.30. I was exhausted. Oh, that's the problem. No, but that's it. 6.30. That's not enough. No, it's not enough. But I mean... That's a lot of sleep, though. That's a lot of sleep. You're going to bed too early.
0:51.5	Yeah, you got to stay up.
0:52.9	But I had slept like four hours the night before.
0:55.2	I couldn't stay up.
1:11.0	But I had slept like four hours the night before. I couldn't stay up anymore. You have to wait. You have to wait. You have to wait. 6.30? Yeah, that's, I know. It's like, it's the ultimate grandpa time. Yeah, that's why. That's almost enough sleep for you. Three. If I go to sleep by 7 p.m. That's eight hours sleep.
1:11.3	You just got a knot. If I go to sleep by 7 p.m.
1:28.5	That's 8 hours sleep. Yeah, you just got to not. You get eight hours. And sometimes you don't. Yeah. The older you get the less sleep you need. No, I need a solid eight. My body loves a sweet. Maybe not because your body's saying I've had enough. Yeah, your body's like, we're up. That's it.
1:41.4	Your body's telling you know. Go get some oatmeal. You got to make it to at least eight. Yeah, you have to make it till eight. And then you'll sleep till three. Mm-hmm. I honestly cannot even imagine going to bed at eight. I just can't. 6.30 is crazy. That's crazy. I had so much left to do.
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