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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, April 1st 2014 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast (Part 2)

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2014

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Dave and Chuck talk about a guy who let a hyena eat his dong because he thought it would make him rich, a school to teach girls the fine art of the beejay, try to figure out what was inside an escorts naughty bits, songs that strippers cannot strip...

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0:00.0

What you missed from Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101WRIF brought to you by the Specs

0:06.4

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0:17.4

call 248-358-9000. WRIF and WRF-HD-1 Detroit. Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:26.4

Hey, good morning. It's a 35 Tuesday. Dave and Chuck the Freak here 101WRIF. On the

0:31.4

way in just a moment, we'll continue our check of rift news. A guy in Zambia told by a witch

0:35.1

doctor, he'd get rich if he sacrificed a body part. Which one did he let go of? We'll

0:39.3

tell you about that. And in the most insane way, by the way, ladies, would you take a class

0:44.0

that taught you how to give better BJs and we'll play what's in her vagina? What did a

0:50.2

masseuse steal and shove in her lady bits? Oh my God. The details on those stories and more

0:57.0

are coming up in just a moment. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Of all the get rich quick schemes

1:03.4

out there, this has got to be the most painful. Chamanghi Zulu, you got it, lives in Zambia.

1:12.0

He's in his early 20s and he recently talked to a witch doctor who said that he would

1:16.9

get rich if he sacrificed one of his body parts. So last Monday, he did what the witch doctor

1:25.3

told him. He walked down into his village and stripped down naked. Not long after he

1:32.1

did, he got attacked by a hyena, which tore off three of his toes. Uh huh. But apparently

1:39.7

Chamanghi wasn't sure that was enough of a sacrifice. It's not. So he stuck around and

1:45.4

also left the hyena chew off his penis. He let the hyena eat his dong. Then he crawled

1:53.7

to a nearby road where some cop spotted him and took him to the hospital. He sacrificed

2:00.7

his manhood and three toes because this witch doctor told him that would help him get

2:06.3

rich. And he's still poor. Oh yeah. Well, he is in stable condition. He says he doesn't

2:13.5

regret it because he's excited about all the money he's about to come into. Oh no.

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