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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, April 11th 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about common ways people avoid germs in public, the best day of the week to take off, the Dalai Lama issues an apology after asking a child to suck his tongue, a riot broke out at a “The Bodyguard” musical, a naked...

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

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0:31.0

What is going on on a Tuesday? It is Dave and Chef the freak here on the 11th day of April.

0:38.4

I. Hey, hello. Good to see you guys. Sure. Sure. He says.

0:44.0

Well, well, sure. Sure. I mean, I didn't ask how you were doing because we realized that's all the

0:50.1

Yeah, I'm sure to see everybody for some and others. Well, yeah. Sure.

0:54.3

Just I think about all the other things like sleep, you know, like it's nice to see you guys,

1:00.2

but it would be also nice to be asleep. Be sound. Yeah. Deep asleep. That's all.

1:05.6

Public bathroom is one of the grossest places we encounter on a day-to-day basis.

1:10.8

So people have come up with some tricks over the years. Have you noticed that

1:15.6

like I really did think COVID would change the world in terms of

1:19.9

cleanliness. Oh, God, no. It was all temporary. Yeah. We've all gone back to being the filthy pigs.

1:26.4

We've always been. Yeah. I really think dude, I was in like so the last time I was in the airport.

1:33.2

Right. So I was like, oh boy, Stella, hold on. Dad's got to go take care of some stuff. Oh, no. Yeah.

1:41.2

So I go in there, um, but what shocked me was when I was done everything and I and I go to wash

1:49.0

my hands. How many guys just walk right out straight out? Yeah. It's crazy when you pay to

1:54.5

the noise. It's like 80% and they do. They do coming from the doose area. You know, there's two areas.

2:03.2

There's the doose area. And then there's like a urinal area in this airport. They're just walking

2:09.5

out of the doose. I have to say women wash their hands. That's so good. I'm so glad. It's packed at

2:15.6

the sink. During COVID, it was packed at the sink. Yeah. It was a it was a rare thing. And I

2:22.1

thought I wonder if this will stick. Like if people just take this seriously now. No.

2:26.2

No, guys are just pigs. Yeah. Yeah. Because seriously, it's not the same in the women's bathroom.

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