Tuesday, 1.13.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.4 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.1 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.2 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.4 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.9 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.7 | Yo! |
| 0:49.1 | How are you, my man? |
| 0:50.3 | Man, I'm great. |
| 0:51.6 | I've had a hell of a morning already but i'm gonna be around well you know |
| 0:55.9 | one of those things not another curb no no no no my car's fine who's fine no i mean you know |
| 1:03.7 | one of those things man everybody goes through it thought somebody listening right now is like yeah |
| 1:07.3 | not as bad as mine but i get it it. Wife Found a Grindr? |
| 1:11.9 | I don't have a wife, nor do I have a grinder. Yeah. Those days are... I mean, the app... Behind you. She found my wife on the Grindr app. Yeah, that's what I meant. I thought you meant my pot grinder. That's, you know, there you go, Gen X. I'm like, why would she care if I had a pot grinder? |
| 1:26.6 | Good point, Gen X. |
| 1:28.6 | Now, baby boomers out there like, |
| 1:29.9 | aren't she found your grinder? |
| 1:31.2 | Right. There you go. Gen X. I'm like, why would she care if I had a pot grinder? Good point, Gen X. |
| 1:28.4 | Now, baby boomers out there like, aren't she found your grinder? |
| 1:31.5 | You're in trouble. |
| 1:32.2 | Well, you're in a lot of trouble, buddy. Right. So what did that happen? And then your generation is like, oh, you've got the gay app. Good. Come on. That right. Something for everyone on the Church of Loslo. |
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