The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

I just wish that it worked.

Hello?

What, are we on?

Yeah, we're on.

Sweet Christ, you could have told me.

I thought you knew because you were grabbing your glasses.

I didn't even know the intro started.

That's why I turned it up over the speakers.

I apologize.

Sorry.

Yo.

Was it not loud enough?

I should have turned it up a little bit louder.

I tried to have the intro when it runs, like, so we can all just kind of know.

It's my fault. About 40 seconds left to your guys before we need to pull our pants up and put these headphones

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