Tuesday, 09.19.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
IMG Academy football just beat a team worse than Bishop Sycamore. If you don't know what IMG Academy is, don't worry, we're not all exactly sure either. *The last thing we want to do is upset a longtime listener. That's why we're going to start making an effort to highlight more stories about white people doing nice things for the black community. *Doomscrolling!! There was a real-life bear at Magic Kingdom. The UAW strike continues, and it might just be getting started. A Patriots fan died at the game this weekend after some sort of confrontation in the stands with other fans. Nick Chubb's knee injury is hard to watch and even harder watch if you're a Browns fan. A woman running for office in Virginia has said she won't step down after Chaturbate videos of her began spreading. We're proud of her. *Millennial women say nerds make the best husbands. *It's not uncommon to hear Lazlo's takes used other places but this latest example is extreme. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! What's going on, kid? Not much, how are you, sir? I'm good, ma'am. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. Everyone's feeling good? Everyone's feeling great. |
| 0:55.0 | Great. You look good. |
| 0:57.0 | No, it looks like he's showered. I know, you can tell. |
| 0:59.0 | That didn't usually happen. He must have, uh, you can tell. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, you can tell. Well, okay, well this time, you know, he put on his shirt. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah, he put on his shirt. Your hair looks a little different. |
| 1:07.0 | All right. He put some time and effort into it this morning. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, not making funny, I'm just saying. Sometimes you roll in. You know, hey, we all do. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. Then you're like, all right, man, I don't feel like I'll shower when I get home. |
| 1:17.0 | Hold that a bit over. Yeah, not feel good today. |
| 1:20.0 | I keep meaning to get him just like a bag of a sort of color t-shirts. |
| 1:23.0 | Because I mean, they're just t-shirts, but he has so many days where he says, |
| 1:27.0 | well, it's laundry day, but you know, you got the shirts with holes in them and stuff. |
| 1:30.0 | It's like, man, there's just need to be tossed. Just tossed. |
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