Monday, 09.18.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2023
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
There's so much to discuss. Russell Brand, Drew Barrymore, Lauren Boebert, and more! It's also Monday so we'll need Lazlo to give us an NFL update. *Let's start with Lauren Boebert. She went to see Beetlejuice the play and appeared to be having a great time in a video released by the theater. Vaping, laughing, singing, and a lot of groping. *Doomscrolling!! Drew Barrymore has been taking heat for trying to do her show during the strike. She's now reversed course, as have several other talk shows. Speaking of strikes, how are things going with the UAW? Russell Brand is having a bad week. Several women have come forward and made damning accusations about the comedian. *Masculine activities that men are losing interest in. *There's a trend on Tik Tok where women ask their boyfriends/husbands how often they think about Rome. Lazlo says he never thinks about it. Slimfast and Snowcone claim to think about war and world history daily but Lazlo ain't buying it. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please help us spread the word, write a review, and check out all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo. |
| 0:50.0 | What are you doing hot shot? |
| 0:51.0 | Well, not much. What are you doing? |
| 0:52.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:53.0 | How's the weekend? |
| 0:54.0 | Everyone good? |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.0 | All right, good. |
| 0:57.0 | We got a lot to talk about today. |
| 0:58.0 | We do? |
| 0:59.0 | Well, yeah, we've got to talk about Russell Brand. |
| 1:00.0 | We've got to talk about Lauren Bobert. |
| 1:02.0 | What do you got to talk about? |
| 1:03.0 | What Bobert do? |
| 1:04.0 | Well, you know, Bobert's out there defending herself like crazy over this. |
| 1:07.0 | Handsome. |
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