Tuesday, 08.06.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
*I can't decide whether I'm more surprised that Lazlo bought a Kennedy2024 shirt or that he's wearing a Kennedy2024 shirt.
*Friends. How many of us have them?
*Serena says she was refused an open table at a fancy French restaurant.
*I seem to be having a hard time finding search results about this Google monopoly story.
*Pitbull bought the naming rights to FIU stadium. We need to find a stadium we can afford!
*He licked and sucked her hair.
*Did Ben Affleck end his marriage because of the "The Diddy Tapes"?
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.9 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.0 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on, kid? Nothing, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great man. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. Go ahead and |
| 0:54.0 | What show everyone? Oh what? He actually bought the shirt. Of course I did it as a donation. He came walking in today and it took me I had to do a double take he's wearing the |
| 1:06.3 | Kennedy 2024 shirt so if there are any Kennedy supporters that listen |
| 1:11.6 | what you mean are there to listen to us I don't know if there's anyone listening to us |
| 1:14.8 | that I would imagine period I don't know if anyone's listening but if if there are any |
| 1:18.0 | supporters who are listening you've got a friend in Lazzle because he's got the |
| 1:22.3 | t-shirt on and the shoes and I will say this well well your shoes match it like it's a whole |
| 1:27.5 | outfit. Oh yeah the red white mall made my patriotic yeah and I won't obviously use any names but it was funny because earlier someone at work looked at him and said oh I like your shirt |
| 1:36.2 | Which I thought was kind of funny. Did it surprise you that he |
| 1:40.0 | You liked your shirt? No, I mean either. Well, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I guess you know what he's exactly who when they talk about oh will |
| 1:50.1 | Kennedy take more voters from Trump or Biden whatever and I've always kind of been |
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