Monday, 08.05.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 5 August 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo went away on break and came back ready to be an Okie.
*Slimfast saw Dead and Company at the Sphere in Vegas and won't shut up about it.
*Wes Scantlin had another run in with the law. This time involved a crisis negotiator.
*RFK Jr admits to Roseanne that he left a dead bear cub in central park ten years ago as a joke because he didn't have enough time to get the cub home to his freezer for consumption. Got that?
*The United States is winning the total medal count but we only care about gold and so should you.
*Are your kids learning the "new alphabet song"? It reminds us of something a cop would ask you to do at a roadside sobriety test that we would all fail.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:07.3 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | How are you? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm great man, never been better. |
| 0:51.0 | Long time, no sea yeah how you been great I |
| 0:55.0 | long time no see saw you took the the family to the lake I did but not the |
| 1:01.1 | lake to a different lake I did like I think it's a lake that my brother used to go to how did you end up getting to |
| 1:06.4 | Oklahoma like how did that happen not like how did you drive there but how did this become a thing |
| 1:10.3 | Oklahoma yeah that's where he was. That's where you went? |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | It looked cool. |
| 1:15.0 | It was great. |
| 1:16.0 | Okay. |
| 1:17.0 | Like I would have never guessed. |
| 1:18.0 | You weren't in Michigan at all? |
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