The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo, what's going on?

Not much, how are you?

I'm great, man, how you feeling?

I'm feeling better, I think.

I took your medicine last night.

It took it again this morning.

And I know this sounds crazy, but the good news is I woke up this morning and I felt sick.

Oh boy.

But, but like I was at the actual, oh, I'm sick.

I had kind of the body aches, I felt super.

And I was like, well, that means I'm just sick, right?

Yeah.

That's what this thing was the whole time.

So I stopped being scared and I forced myself to eat, I forced myself to walk around the block with a dog.

I forced myself to go to the store and grab a couple of things.

And I think I'm feeling better.

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