Monday, 05.22.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Slimfast hasn't been feeling well for the last few days. Obviously, he's convinced he's dying. *Are you the type of person to film someone's public freakout? Slimfast witnessed a good one over the weekend but didn't have the courage to keep the camera rolling. Alos, what's wrong with pharmacies in this country lately? *Snowcone has a game for us to play!! *Doomscrolling! Facebook was fined more than a billion dollars by the EU. Brian Kohburger just keeps looking more and more guilty. Uber for teens is finally a thing. We have a new contender for the GOP presidential nomination. First it was Snapchat, then tik tok, and now Instagram is copying Twitter. *A woman on Tik Tok says she discovered that her top customer on her OnlyFans page was her stepdad. Nice try, lady. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Have a great day and we'll see you right back here tomorrow!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:12.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:19.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, yo, how are you, man? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm all right, I really will. |
| 0:52.0 | No, be honest. |
| 0:53.0 | I haven't been feeling great. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.0 | It text to me. |
| 0:56.0 | I could tell, man, when you text me and like, you keep texting me, I'm like, oh no, he's freaking out. |
| 1:00.0 | I was starting to freak out or I am starting to freak out. |
| 1:03.0 | I thought I did a good job. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | You didn't, I tried. |
| 1:06.0 | I appreciate it. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, that's why I text you. |
| 1:08.0 | I didn't talk to, I don't think I texted my brothers about it. |
| 1:10.0 | Brook knew, but you know, she could tell. |
| 1:11.0 | Right. |
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