Tuesday, 04.02.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 3 April 2024
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
*Why is Lazlo wearing an Ohio shirt?
*Lazlo is fed with patronizing fans. He's now throwing his full support behind the Nashville's Hot Chickens.
*Would you rather be able to shoot fire balls from your hand, lasers, or (can't believe I have to include this) a drink dispenser.
*The stadium vote is today. The polls are telling us this thing is too close to call.
*Slimfast needs an e-bike.
*Any guesses what the fastest growing non-pickleball sport is in America?
*Does legalized sports betting mean that there are major betting scandals around the corner?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley |
| 0:16.6 | of darkness. |
| 0:17.6 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, The Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on, man? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great. Good. I like your Ohio state shirt it's |
| 0:55.3 | just Ohio no just Ohio the Bobcats the state is implied the bobcats oh the bobcats the |
| 1:01.0 | bobcats the Ohio State Buckeyes biggest |
| 1:05.3 | fiercest rival. Yeah the Bobcats man. I mean who doesn't have at least one |
| 1:10.4 | piece of Bobcats. It's the only one I could find when my boys were little they went to Brook Ridge they |
| 1:19.5 | were brook Ridge bobcats like Ted Lasso and I coach basketball there so I bought some |
| 1:27.4 | Ohio Bobcats gear so I could wear Bobcats. So I could wear anything that says |
| 1:31.5 | Ohio on it though. |
| 1:32.5 | That's why I bought this was for to coach in it. |
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