Monday, 04.01.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2024
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
*How about those Royals!
*Old man complains about being old man.
*Slim's niece needed help, so she called her other uncle.
*Police remind Rashee Rice to keep his car fenced or leashed at all times.
*Powerball is up to a $1 billion.
*Starting today, California fast food joints have to start paying their kiosks $20 an hour.
*Ex wife pees her pants at the airport.
*The greatest nude scenes of all time and why Lazlo thinks you can have too much of a good thing.
*Get divorced. Get free stuff!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on, Ken? |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, nothing is hanging out with you. |
| 0:52.0 | How are you? I'm good man good man good how was your weekend it was great yeah no |
| 0:56.0 | problems anything fun exciting the Royals game on Easter Sunday is per tradition the Royals game. |
| 1:02.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.6 | I mean, that was a good game to be at, right? |
| 1:05.8 | It was fun. |
| 1:06.8 | It was beautiful out, man. |
| 1:07.8 | The weather was great. |
| 1:08.8 | There was a crowd, it wasn't a massive crowd, so you know, you could move around and go grab other seats but |
| 1:13.5 | enough people probably 12 maybe 13,000 but not that you knew you're at |
| 1:18.2 | something still yeah you know and but you could go grab other other seats was nice i wonder if it would have |
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