The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo! Yo! How are you, ma'am? I'm fantastic. How are you?

I'm great. No problem. Good. Glad to hear it. So come. Good. All right. Everybody's good. Yeah.

How'd the park go last night? Well, you said, you know, it's funny because you said, oh, you're going to go to my side of town.

Yeah. And then you're going to complain. And I was like, I'm not going to. It's, you know, it's a baseball field.

I was in there for five minutes and a buddy of mine, his kid plays on the same team as my kid.

He sent me a picture and just said, zoom into the bottom of the sign.

And he had a picture of his kid and I zoomed in the bottom of it just to use condom in the middle of the field.

I'm like, Jesus Christ, man.

You know which park it is. No, come. That park is, it's like where people drink with it.

Where the tower is. I know what you're talking about.

And there's always like broken beer bottles. It's so weird because there's another park like right on the street.

I don't get it. I have no idea.

But it's like baseball diamonds. It seems, you know, like where that doesn't go on.

I thought it was a little weird when you told me that that's where they were doing it.

I've been there before. I was like, yeah, all right. I don't know. Maybe they redid or something. I'm not sure.

No, it wasn't great.

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