Things Men Learned About Women Only After Living With One
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 21 March 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, yo, what did you not know about women until you lived with one? |
| 0:10.2 | It's hard to look back and try to always live with them though. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, I guess I'm not a sister dating one, I guess, living with one that you're dating. Yeah, |
| 0:17.9 | you did have a sister. So that should all my friends who had sisters, they gave us some tips, |
| 0:22.0 | you know, when you're young, like, oh, no, trust me. There's this stuff in like, what, |
| 0:26.0 | what are you talking about? And house with all boys, you know, I didn't know anything about this, |
| 0:31.2 | and especially when it's an older sister in there, you know, like, for whatever reason, |
| 0:34.7 | I feel like they would. I always remember my voice. Like, you know, we'd be, you know, I don't know, |
| 0:40.4 | say I was, you know, 10 and she was 16 or something, right? And we'd be playing or doing whatever |
| 0:46.1 | outside, you know, I don't know, she was a little bit older than me so we didn't play, but what |
| 0:49.0 | are I to see her with her friends, you know, during the day on summer vacation, we'd be doing |
| 0:52.9 | something together out with my mom or something. And then a boy would come pick her up. |
| 0:57.3 | And I was like, Jesus, son of a bitch, you look like a different person. Oh, yeah. Like, that |
| 1:01.6 | was always so shocking to me. Like, I realized at that moment, like, oh, like, you marry someone, |
| 1:08.4 | they don't look the same as when you that's not the same thing, right? Like my dad and my friends, |
| 1:13.8 | you know, they always look kind of the same. Sure, they got dressed up. They smelled better. Their |
| 1:17.5 | hair was combed, you know, their pants fit better. But like, they would look like completely different |
| 1:23.3 | human beings. Yeah, it's like a complete makeover. Yeah. I was like, wow, that is something that I |
| 1:28.6 | remember, you know, once I started somewhat being interested in girls, like, what? And you know, |
| 1:35.2 | anyway, there's probably about the same time that she started being able to put makeup on it, |
| 1:39.5 | right? And you're like, this is wow. Yeah. That was fascinating to me that I don't think you |
| 1:43.4 | realized until you move in with someone. No, I mean, you know, or maybe you see some of those |
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