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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 01.10.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Matt Shultz from Cage the Elephant was arrested on weapons charges. Oh, you already knew about this story? Well, I didn't! No one tells me anything! *Don't you hate it when the person in front of you reclines their seat on a flight? It looks like you may not have to worry about that anymore. *Would you break up with someone if they clap when the plane lands? A new study found some oddly specific turn-offs that people think are deal breakers. *Doomscrolling!! A teacher was shot by her 6-year-old student. Damar Hamlin is out of the ICU and back in Buffalo. Prince Harry's new book is finally out! Georgia wins and Lazlo loses. Cops in MO are looking for some volunteers to come down to the station and get drunk. Ellen says we need to be nicer to mother nature. *Snowcone is now officially our resident expert on the Idaho murder story. *Why does Snowcone hate talking about iPads so much? *Here are the top phrases men hate hearing from women. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please check out our twitch channel www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and our website www.lazlo.church Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:30.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun.

0:48.0

Yo. Yo. What's going on, kid? Not much. How are you, sir? I'm great, man. Glad to hear it. What's that noise?

0:54.0

I don't hear anything. Sounds like chimes. It was like a text award on his phone.

0:59.0

Oh, is that his phone? I like that. It's soothing. It sounds like a wind chime. Yeah.

1:03.0

Lasla, do you see the story about KG Elephant? I surely got arrested for guns.

1:07.0

Matt Schultz, lead singer of rock band KG Elephant was arrested on weapons charges after police say they found firearms in his possession in New York City hotel.

1:15.0

Why am I just hearing about this? I heard about it the other day for sure.

1:18.0

You did. Police responded to a 911 call that reported an individual at Manhattan's Bowery Hotel was in possession of a weapon.

1:25.0

Authorities say they obtained a search warrant and found two loaded weapons in one of the rooms and arrested the 39 year old musician for possessing.

1:32.0

This is the thing I don't get. I'll quote a loaded firearm with intent to use it unlawfully against another.

1:39.0

How do you know with someone? I understand like if you got a bunch of weed or whatever they say intent to distribute because you got too much for personal use.

1:47.0

But I've never heard of that with the gun. It must be a thing a loaded firearm with the intent to use it unlawfully against another.

1:53.0

I mean, the story that I read said that he had shown it to someone.

1:57.0

And so that's why that, you know, like maybe he, I don't know, pulled it out and pointed it or not, but that they he had obviously showed it.

2:04.0

And then they call them something whoever that was called the cops on said they confiscated a loaded 45 caliber Smith and Western pistol in addition to a 45 caliber six hour pistol and charge a musician with several other weapons charges.

2:18.0

We've met him many times. Yeah. She seemed like a decent guy seems like a good guy. It seemed very very nice. I will say they do seem they seem like a rock band.

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