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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Trivial Reaons To Break Up

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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going on. Do you guys? Okay, remember like, I don't know, five months ago, something like

0:04.3

that. There was that New York post article of, I think it was something that they had gotten

0:08.0

from TikTok where people were talking about going over to someone's house and you see something

0:12.0

and when you see that thing, you're like, I might not want to date this person. Crystals

0:15.6

were included, which that's when we found out that snow cones girls into crystals. I believe

0:20.4

things involving horoscopes were on the list. Too many stuffed animals on the bed. I recall

0:26.3

that, like people saying if they saw too. Yeah, remember that. Yeah. So this is kind of like

0:30.5

that. I guess a little bit, but these are just they did this actual poll, the study and they

0:34.1

asked Americans about really specific things that they would break up with someone for. Like

0:39.5

the headline says, if you clap when you're playing lands, your partner might break up with you

0:43.9

according to new study. So you're dating someone. Everything's good. Let's say you've been dating

0:49.7

for a couple of months and you take your first trip together and you fly to Cancun and when the

0:55.4

plane lands, she goes, yeah, I know. Is that enough enough itself to be done because I could see

1:02.4

why it might be. You might look at that and go, what the that would be shocking, shocking. Everything's

1:07.7

gone well. If the person's clapping, I'm guessing there's been lots of signs up to this point,

1:12.4

but if there haven't been literally a person just starts clapping, it's like a clapping at the end

1:17.0

of a movie at you know, we're at the theater. I don't know which is worse. I like you do that at the

1:22.2

end of a movie at the end when you're in a movie theater. Yeah. Just give round of applause for

1:26.0

Robert Downey Jr. When the plane lands, that's really something. I mean, I didn't have to push

1:30.0

them. I did. I thought it was great. Well, that sounds funny. I'm guessing there weren't a lot of

1:35.5

people in there and your kids were like, well, that was okay. In Europe. Yeah. Yeah. I did. That's

1:40.0

what I did. All right. Antonio. Okay. So the strangest reasons that Americans have called things

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