Your girlfriend listens to True Crime Podcasts to feel something.

It was the last mistake she would ever make.

You listen to us to feel nothing.

Nothing.

Welcome back to Roper's Morning Glory. Shizzy coming up in a few minutes. What do you have on the way, do she? An Olympic athlete is back home now and he is going to do something to his look, but he's nervous that his fans will be pissed.

I'll tell you the story next. We'll get to that in just a moment. Melanie sent a text message.

I have a cousin who made his fiance sign a pre-up, but in it there was a clause that if either one cheated, the pre-up was void.

Ooh, I love that.

Of course, he cheated like an idiot and how he has to pay big time.

Yeah, how stupid can you be?

Wow.

Doosy Hater, Dave, 72.

You're on.

Rover's morning, Glory.

Good morning, Doosy Hater, Dave, 72. Good morning, Doogie Hater, Dave, 72.

Good morning, Rover.

How can you not know what percentage that you owe if you guys got a divorce?

That'd be etched in my mind like Jeffrey knows his airplanes.

How can you not know that?

Well, because it's not a percentage. It's an actual dollar amount per month. And so I had to do the math to come up with. It was a percentage at the time, whenever they told you the number. But now it's a set number and it's that number. Yeah, it's a set number. So it's probably, no, I don't even think they ever even said it was a percentage. They just go, here's, you know, here's just a dollar amount.

You're paying per month.

And so over-

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