TUES PT 2: Rover believes most actors are gay

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Rover believes most actors are gay. The soundtrack of the doom scroll generation. Looks maxxing. Video shows a man's hat and wig being removed. Hatfishing.

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0:00.0	With you for 23 years and counting through good times. Good job.
0:06.0	Big job.
0:07.0	And bad.
0:08.0	It's gross.
0:09.0	The one constant in your life is Roper's Morning Glory.
0:13.0	The one constant in your life is Roper's Morning Glory. Somebody, let's see.
0:23.6	Somebody, let's see, brawny in allantown says rover when's the last time rachel and sales got laid i might be able to help out in that situation so there you go if she's she says it's hard to find a guy. Here's one throwing himself at her.
0:57.4	And Mayor Dingus says,
1:00.2	her son is definitely not banging women.
1:06.9	No, believe it or not,
1:09.9	he might be one of the two or three straight actors.
1:15.3	Like he wants to, he's in plays and stuff like that.
1:17.6	That's the dumbest comment. There are, just because you act.
1:22.5	On Broadway, out of, let's take a hundred guys, how many of them are straight?
1:26.8	That's Broadway.
1:28.3	Okay. That's singing and dancing are straight? That's Broadway. Okay.
1:28.8	That's singing and dancing and acting.
1:30.9	That's not.
1:32.1	Is he not doing that?
1:33.1	Bradley Cooper.
1:33.7	Is he not doing plays?
1:35.4	He's in theater school.
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