TRYING TO GET LAID

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show... Jason's having a rough time. First, he didn't get free underwear (David did), then he went on a really awkward date, and finally he had an incredibly angry Uber driver. That's a lot of emotional pain, but it paled in comparison to the pain David felt this past weekend, which was physical, because he had a CYST UNDER HIS WISDOM TOOTH. Also, the guys continue their debate over the comment section of videos, and whether or not it should affect content. Welcome to VIEWS. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys welcome back to views where Jason goes as long as possible without cutting his toenails and
0:06.0	in my face right now.
0:07.0	Guinness book is coming in about an hour and I feel like we've got a good shot now.
0:12.0	No one's coming anywhere near those toes.
0:15.0	No, even Guinness would be like, you know what?
0:18.0	Not this one.
0:20.0	David I'm too busy helping you with your YouTube career.
0:23.0	Jason they're in my face I smell them.
0:26.0	No they don't smell I showered.
0:28.0	They're brown.
0:29.0	Why are they brown?
0:30.0	How to put smell them.
0:31.0	I don't want to smell them.
0:32.0	No, no be honest.
0:33.0	Just be honest.
0:34.0	This is about honesty here.
0:35.0	I'm going to make me be honest.
0:36.0	Jason's feet hold on.
0:38.0	Oh my god shut up.
0:39.0	Yeah, it's bad.
0:40.0	All right, let me just talk about the underwear I'm wearing.
0:44.0	It's weird I can suck my own dick but I can't smell my feet.
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