I Ruined My Best Friend's Life

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show... Another week, another ad! Jason's kids can now eat, and David can order more Postmates. Speaking of Postmates, Jason admits to ordering David food from there, even if he himself isn't hungry, so he doesn't get yelled at for having a bad Gogurt selection. Also, is it ridiculous for celebrities to make rules that forbid their staff from interacting with them? Plus, a building ruined David's fireworks experience, David tells Jason about why he can't leave the country, Jason got his chest waxed, and David remembers the story of a pinecone fight gone awry, which landed his best friend on crutches for a couple of years. Welcome to VIEWS. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys welcome back to views this is a podcast where Jason I talked to you and I simultaneously try to squeeze as many ping pong balls into his butthole as I can
0:09.3	Seven that's a seven
0:12.1	Eight that was a big one that one counts as two. I think I gotta stop it. David. I gotta stop it
0:17.8	What's up guys? We're just gonna start off the show with up some cash in our pockets because zippercruder is back baby
0:24.2	Yeah, I love the zipper cruder
0:25.8	There's a pretty good speaker keeps coming back. They either like me or Jason. I heard they like both of us equally
0:32.6	Wow, well
0:34.1	Shout out to the zippercruder then I think I just spit out a taco for my mouth. I'm sorry
0:37.8	I'm sorry for the people listening and I heard the taco hit the mic. You should have seen the taco they hit the mic
0:44.7	Okay
0:47.5	Anyway, let me just read the zippercruder thing because with zippercruder you can post your job to a hundred plus job sites
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1:17.7	Easy to use dashboard you found me on zippercruder. Yeah, I found Jason on zippercruder. Yeah, I was on there. I went through a bunch of candidates
1:24.0	But Jason seemed the most desperate
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1:35.5	Our listeners can post jobs on zippercruder for free. That's right free. Just go to zippercruder.com
1:41.1	slash nash. Oh my god. They did it to you again guys. This is people as a precuter. Can you please change the link to zippercruder.com slash something other than ash
1:50.9	David doesn't like this guys. There's not you're I'm gonna catch a lot of shit for this
1:54.9	But um that's it for cuder.com slash nash one more time. It's like they're rubbing it in in the script
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