Going to Jail

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show... Things get intense! David thinks he's going to get kicked out of the country (Jason disagrees), Jason asks David if they're actually friends, before diving into what constitutes a friendship, and the guys talk about David's upcoming 21st birthday party in Vegas. Also, Jason weighs in on whether or not heaven is real, and goes off on David over his answer to a "would you rather" scenario regarding the death penalty. Welcome to VIEWS. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys welcome back to Views, the podcast where Jason sits next to me without wearing any deodorant and we talk about some fun stuff.
0:10.2	Oh, yeah, that is right.
0:13.8	That is right, but you know what else is right? I'm just gonna get right into the money making.
0:17.2	Tell me what is it? What's on your mind?
0:18.6	The Dollar Shave Club is just constantly on my mind.
0:21.5	Oh my god, you always are talking about this. Tell me.
0:23.9	Well, I've made the smart switch recently and it's a smart choice to switch and I just can't get my mind off it, dude.
0:29.6	If you the Dollar Shave, I'm so bad at transitioning into these ads, but guys, this is an ad and we're about to read it and after we read it, we're gonna get paid.
0:38.2	So here are colors.
0:40.2	Dollar Shave Club is a smarter choice.
0:42.2	Get a great shave at a great price, conveniently delivered right to your door.
0:46.0	It's an awesome life hack and no brain or choice.
0:48.2	You no longer have to shop, schlep to the store to buy a cheap disposable razor that gave you a cheap shave or
0:55.0	spend a fortune on razors with gimmicky shaving tech you didn't need.
1:00.6	Jason had to zoom in on the text like, well, I'm older.
1:04.0	My eyes are not as great.
1:06.0	Well, stop. Stop hogging this.
1:07.8	This is better. You do it like this if you go triangular on the phone or work or spend a fortune on razors with gimmicky shaving tech.
1:14.0	You don't need.
1:15.0	You already read that and when I use my DSC executive razor with with their Dr. Carver shave butter,
1:24.0	the blade just gently glides giving me such a smooth shave.
1:27.0	I have used it. They sent it to the house.
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