Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.

It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.

Okay, so we are, hi, we're recording this. show, the Jackie and Glory show.

Okay, so we are, hi, we're recording this. And just like an hour ago, Nicole Byer, so it's Sunday afternoon, Nicole Beyer is live tweeting

a disaster of an Uber ride.

Allow me to read this from 1214 on May 15th. My Uber driver just

asked me, are you ovulating? Are you craving a baby? Then he asked, are you an erotic person?

Then he said, we can go to a strip club and take a girl home and take advantage of her.

Do you like women or do you like pounding?

How do I tuck and roll out of this car?

And then he said, I was in Papa Johns with a girl performed fallacia within 30 seconds.

And then she goes, he said he liked glory holes.

And I told public glory holes are pretty gay-centric.

And he got mad and turned the music up so loud, so I think I won.

And so this was all an hour ago. And then, so the hour goes by. He just asked me, are you going to order a masseuse to your residence with the creepiest smile. Now he's trying to guess what I do and is

mad. I won't tell it. Wait, she's in an hour long Uber. Yeah, well, I guess so. Or this was an

hour ago and I just, I was like, hey, could you feel free to bookend this so you don't end up in a

line pit and we all have to go search for you. So I have not yet heard, but everybody check in with the Gold Buyer previous comic of the week.

Yes.

And good morning or afternoon or whatever day it is.

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