Trying to Brain the Upcoming Live-Action Legend of Zelda Film

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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What are your thoughts on the upcoming Legend of Zelda film? Who should play Zelda, and who should play the princess? Kidding, of course. Zelda's the bad guy, everyone knows that. Enjoy the Valleycast, folks! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap I hope it good personally but who know anymore

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0:00.0	Be not afraid, Joe.
0:44.0	That dog looks concerned.
0:52.6	Yeah, well, Steve decided to traumatize him.
1:00.0	What is that?
1:07.0	They got pheromond. Is that what it's called?
1:10.0	Therrimans are cool.
1:11.6	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
1:18.6	I don't know how it goes.
1:21.6	I think it starts with your show.
1:24.6	Have you all seen that clip that goes around every now and then of Conan O'Brien when he's reading the Biday ad read for his podcast?
1:31.6	And he's just like, what happened to me?
1:34.3	What does he say?
1:35.7	He like just has a breakdown, well, like a faux breakdown where he's just like, what happened to me?
1:40.2	I went to college.
1:41.6	I got a degree.
1:43.2	And he's like, I'm talking about bidet and spraying a stream up my butt.
1:49.4	Because he's like 100% one of those celebrities that does not read the ad reads before the producer puts it in front of him.
1:56.3	And he had no clue he was doing a bidet ad read.
1:59.4	And it's wild because all of these big time celebrities have caught up and they're doing their podcasts now.
2:07.0	And they all do the same ad reads that we do.
2:11.2	They do.
2:11.8	They haven't caught up.
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