Severance and Saratoga Water

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires. This is the problem with talking about memes on a podcast that goes up days later. Even if we wake up at 4:23, dive into a pool, drown our faces in ice water, and then finish working out by 4:25, we've already missed the meme's window of relevance. Whatever. What's new. Drink your water and keep up the hustle. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap The only reason people do that crap is so other people can see them do it. We desire the desire of the other, particularly the Big Other. Why don't you stop waking up early and "grinding" and instead pick up some Lacan or Gebser or Jung and try "reading." Or not, whatever, what do I know. These influencers are fit as heck. That dude from that video could snap me like a soggy twig, so whom am I to spit out thinly veiled jealousy in the form of intellectual dazzling? That said, I may be operating alongside a strand of jealousy but that strand does not cancel out the patchwork quilt of dorkiness that subsumes these consumerist, capitalist losers into a malaise of never-ending performance, these marionette dolls for corporations and icons for the dim-witted. No one reads these diatribes, anyway. I could say anything I want down here. The description of these podcasts is my oyster. And I am a pearl. Pearl Buck. The Good Earth. Full circle. May we all walk each other home.

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0:00.0	Right. Shut up. Before we talk about anything else, we're going to talk about LLS. We're going to talk about the lymphoma and leukemia society. We're going to talk about how my daughter is raising so much money for that organization. And that organization is all about freaking, freaking raising money for cancer, patient advocacy, patient help, assistance, everything. This organization, which is more important now than ever,
0:21.2	because government, um, is responsible for many of the steps forward in cancer treatment and
0:28.3	discoveries and all of that jazz that have helped keep people alive. So please, if you will,
0:34.1	check out the link in the description, which we forgot to do last week and see if you
0:39.7	would like to donate to this cause or spread the word. We would really, really appreciate it.
0:44.6	You can also just be on, you can be a team member on my daughter's team and help her raise money.
0:50.9	The goal is to, of course, help, but the bigger goal is for her to win and crush
0:55.5	their competitors because it's kind of a competition and that's what's important. Okay, there we go.
1:00.5	Some of you have never been on a team and it shows. So join this team. Learn the skills that
1:08.5	involved, that is involved in being in a team and participating as a team
1:13.5	and you will grow as a person there are no better mentors for how to be on a team than the valley folk
1:22.8	don't feel like watching movies so I'll watch people get them instead.
1:31.3	I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with your show.
1:37.3	Don't feel like watching me.
1:41.3	Do you think the person who made that music still watches our shit?
1:49.1	He reaches out every once in a while.
1:50.3	She's incredibly talented a musician from Australia.
1:53.4	I am just now learning that this is someone that is even familiar.
1:57.5	I find that song incredibly catchy.
1:59.9	It's so good. What did you think it was? AI?
2:02.6	I thought it was, you know, something like a royalty free thing.
2:06.6	I was like, wow, how did they find such a good royalty free?
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