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🗓️ 16 August 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Joe plans his funeral, Andrew talks about getting bitten by a spider in Slovakia. The boys discuss their beliefs on death and the afterlife, childhood experiences with death in pop culture, whether or not they’ll be ghosts, and the high-camp drama of a funeral home.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys and thank you so much for tuning into a brand new episode of Good Children. |
| 0:04.9 | Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon. It is linked in the bio, it is linked in the episode description, |
| 0:11.0 | it is linked literally anywhere we can put a damn link. |
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| 0:20.0 | Are you afraid of someone really getting to know you and seeing through your soul? |
| 0:22.8 | Why? |
| 0:23.8 | Absolutely. |
| 0:24.8 | Because I feel like they're going to reject me. |
| 0:26.9 | And we have some fun things lined up. |
| 0:29.0 | We have a lot of archival videos that we are going to go through we're reacting. |
| 0:33.8 | We're talking to our moms today. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm gonna say mom you want to come on the Patreon? |
| 0:38.0 | What are your thoughts? |
| 0:38.9 | If she says no, I'm not gonna tell you guys. |
| 0:40.9 | If she says yes, she'll be here. |
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| 0:46.8 | I kind of agree. |
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| 0:48.8 | We said you come up here, we'll go downstairs and eat. |
| 0:51.6 | You shoot the shit for 45 minutes about whatever the |
| 0:54.5 | fuck you want to talk about and the whole patron is just this exact setup but with |
| 0:59.8 | two mothers. And then they start talking shit. I made doctor's appointments on the way here. |
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