You know, people always ask me why I do these bonus videos where I look at stupid stuff on TikTok.

And it's because my producers arrange it and they hate me. They're trying to kill me.

I'm actually only 27 years old. I look like this because of watching stupid TikTok videos.

And today I'm going to be watching TikTok videos with left-pring dating advice. I can't even imagine the horror I'm about to experience, but I want you to experience it with me because, you know, I hate you as much as they hate me. All right, let's take a look. Bye, babe, going to the No Kings protest. I'll see you there, babe. Tell them slash they I said, hey. I feel like you become very liberal since dating Shayla. No, I'm just going to the protest to support her.

You know me, I don't care.

Oh, okay, great. But Trump has been acting like a king lately. With all the deportations and deploying the National Guard to our cities. But you know me, I'm not a liberal. If anything, I lean more right. Right. Sweet. The movers are here. Yeah, I sold our house.

What?

Well, Justice, this house was built on stolen land.

Shaila was telling me how in the 1700s, white men stole this land from the Bal Saccharria

tribe.

Oh, Matt, you're liberal as f*** now. Liberal? No, you know me. If anything, I lean more right. He's right. This little rascal definitely leans more right. right. Who are you and what are you doing in my house? Or should I say Ball Sakujawea's house?

I'm Rick. Matt's boyfriend. Oh, you're gay now.? No I'm not gay. Rick and I are just a non-demicurious semi-binary relationship. Shayla's fully on board because we're a polyamorous couple. You're liberal. I'm leaving. Liberal now you know me if anything I leave more right. You want to bang before we go to the protest as long as as I'm the bottom king, or should I say no king?

All right, that was better than I thought it was going.

I thought it was going to be serious, but that was so accurate that I'm actually impressed.

So now I don't have to stick a screwdriver in my eyes, which I prefer.

You know, normally I would say, it says in the Bible, if your eye offends you,

stick a screwdriver in your face, and I don't like to do that. Maybe I'm getting that wrong. I'm

doing that from memory. Anyway, let's watch some more. I believe women are meant to stay home and

raise children. You want to raise your kids in a religious environment. You didn't march with

BLM. You don't stand with Kamala. You think global

warming's a joke. You think we should have a border? This isn't going to work out.

See, I thought that was going to be pornographic because I was getting kind of hot as he was talking.

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