Welcome to Date Yourself Instead.

Date Yourself Instead.

What does it mean to date Yourself Instead?

I'm just gonna learn how to love myself, and that's it.

So, I went to a psychic today.

I was walking around New York, and I was like,

you know what, I'm just gonna go and get a reading

because I'm just in the mood to spice up my day a little bit.

So, I ended up going to Union Square.

I went to this place called Namaste.

It's like a crystal shop, and they have like spiritual

self-help books, and like all that stuff.

And there is like a psychic that comes in

and reads people in the back of the place.

So I was like, alright, like why not, you know, like fuck it.

So, I end up going to this woman, and she seems like,

I don't know, here's the thing about me in psychics.

Like, I've had these really fucking weird experiences

with psychic people.

Like, where they'll tell me like such generic things

that you could basically tell anyone.

And it's just like, oh, like your career is gonna do well.

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