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The Commercial Break

Trust Paris & Patty!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our listeners <3 Bryan shouts out our listeners Grocery delivery We’ve got another Bryan story! The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century Bryan saves the day Savannah St. Patrick’s day Mystery helicopters! The Atlanta Olympics No sex allowed? There will be sex in the city of love! Bryan should have been an olympian LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:09.0

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0:11.0

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0:16.9

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0:19.0

Sell through your business banking.

0:20.9

Apply for an account in minutes. Search Monzo Business.

0:24.0

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0:25.0

Soul traders or limited company directors in the UK can apply.

0:28.0

Being a slut sounds so fun.

0:31.0

Go sluts.

0:32.0

I have every ambition of a slut with none of the follow-through.

0:35.9

Whenever it gets hot and heavy I go, well I could just sleep. I love to sleep. I'm a sleepy slut. My pillow doesn't have bad grass, my blanket doesn't have

0:46.1

daddy issues, my sheets aren't going to try to choke me. But being a slut sounds fun.

0:50.6

Going into town, turn everything up, walking away in slow motion while the city explodes

0:56.4

and my groaches on fire. But I'm too tired. Does anybody want to have a sexy nap?

1:01.2

A sexy nap?

1:02.2

Ooh. have a sexy map sexy map ooh

1:07.6

on this episode of the commercial break out of some nobility like Brian has some man nobility, right? I go,

1:16.0

It's time to get Chrissy to safety.

1:18.0

I go from Clark Ken into Superman, and I like I must get her to high ground before the

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