Oh yes, my last name is S as in stool sample, M as in, yum, yum, yum, I as in Icobod Crane,

the headless horseman, T as in Titty twister, and H as in homicide, or headless horsemen.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Maybe it's because I know how miserable working through a drive-thru is.

I don't want to subject people to that.

Maybe it's because I don't like to sit in that fucking line and be bothered by everybody in front and in back of me.

But, I mean, they still would have seen the white powder.

But then at least, you know, oh, Brian's having a little quick, you know, toot and snoot before he gets his weekend started.

Yeah, a little morning toot and snoot.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Yeah, boy!

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is the damsel, certainly not in distress. Chris and Joy, Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I know. Are you feeling convivial? I am feeling convivial today. All right. Thank you for sharing me, sharing with me.

The wonderful world of conviviality.

Now I'm going to useial today. All right. Thank you for sharing me, sharing with me. The wonderful world of conviviality.

Now I'm going to use that word every third word so I can make myself sound.

Important, Chrissy.

Important!

I saw like a very distressing ad on Instagram the other day.

Oh, God.

How long have you had your mattress for, your current mattress? Oh, we got it during the pandemic, so four years. Okay, so not that long. Not that long. What about your pillows? No, I change those out pretty regular. Like, once a year. Once a year? Yeah. Once a year? Well, there's some special. How much are we paying you?

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