Trust Paris & Patty!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our listeners <3 Bryan shouts out our listeners Grocery delivery We’ve got another Bryan story! The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century Bryan saves the day Savannah St. Patrick’s day Mystery helicopters! The Atlanta Olympics No sex allowed? There will be sex in the city of love! Bryan should have been an olympian LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Being a slut sounds so fun.
0:02.0	Go slut.
0:03.0	I have every ambition of a slut with none of the follow-through.
0:07.0	Whenever it gets hot and heavy, I go, well, I could just sleep.
0:11.0	I love to sleep. I'm a sleepy slut.
0:14.0	My pillow doesn't have bad breath.
0:16.0	My blanket doesn't have daddy issues.
0:18.0	My sheets aren't going to try to choke me.
0:19.0	But being a slut sounds fun going
0:21.7	into town tearing everything up walking away in slow motion on the city explodes and my crotches on fire
0:28.6	but i'm too tired does anybody want to have a sexy nap sexy nap ooh on this episode of the commercial break out of some nobility like brian has some man nobility right i go
0:46.6	it's time to get chrisie to safety i go from clark kent into superman and i'm like i must get her to high ground before the tide sets it, the tide of yingling and whiskey.
1:00.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:10.7	Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:14.1	I'm Brian Green.
1:14.9	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this wonderful show.
1:18.0	Kristen Joy Haudley, best to you, Chris.
1:20.4	Best to you, Brian.
1:21.9	And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:24.8	Hey, speaking of podcast universe, I just wanted to shout out to a couple of our
1:28.3	listeners who have been writing in diligently like homework. A homework we've assigned them,
1:33.6	and they've responded accordingly. Most of the class is failing, but there are a few of you.
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