Hello everybody, I'm so excited to meet you.

I have to tell you, what an incredible crowd,

incredible evening, what an incredible shutdown.

Was it amazing? Was it incredible?

Longest shutdown in the history of shutdowns,

even my shutdowns are the greatest.

They're the greatest, really incredible.

It is truly a great honor for you to have me here tonight.

Now I've been getting tremendous crowds every place I go

and tonight, here in Los Angeles, it's no different, Los Angeles.

I just found out that Los Angeles is Hispanic, it's Hispanic.

I had no idea, I had no idea.

It needs city of angels, no one talks about that, no one talks about that.

Now my secret service detail told me there's over 5,000 people here tonight

and 2,000 are waiting to get in outside.

In the snow, in the snow.

But the press, the press, terrible people, the press, come.

They're really scum, they're in the back.

They're not going to turn the cameras around, they're not going to do that.

They're going to say it's a couple of hundred people at a podcast show.

Lies, all lies. Fake news, fake news.

As you probably heard, I'm not taking intelligence briefings anymore.

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