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🗓️ 22 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.7 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:10.8 | it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:14.1 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Michael Costa. |
| 0:18.4 | Thank you. Michael Costa. |
| 0:34.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:35.4 | I'm Michael Costa. |
| 0:39.0 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. The White House shows whole. Communism is running wild and texting about how you're a Nazi, good idea or bad |
| 0:44.1 | idea. I investigate. So let's get into the headlines. Come on. |
| 0:52.7 | The government shutdown is now in its third week. |
| 0:55.8 | Countless federal employees aren't being paid. |
| 0:58.1 | Food stamps will run out soon. |
| 0:59.9 | And there's no end in sight. |
| 1:01.5 | But not to worry, President Trump is working day and night |
| 1:06.4 | to build a ballroom. |
| 1:10.4 | It's exactly what you voted for, |
| 1:12.4 | coal miners in Pennsylvania. |
| 1:14.9 | 90,000 gilded square feet for Trump |
| 1:17.8 | to do the jerk-off dancing. |
| 1:23.7 | Got it. |
| 1:26.7 | But if you're worried such a renovation might damage the people's house, let Donald Trump put your fears to rest. |
| 1:33.9 | It won't interfere with the current building. I won't be. It'll be near it, but not |
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