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🗓️ 21 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.5 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central is America's only source for news. |
| 0:13.9 | This is The Daily Show with your host, John Stewart. |
| 0:18.1 | Thank you. John Stewart Welcome to the daily show, ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight. |
| 0:52.4 | I don't even want to tell you this. Senator Bernard Sanders, Independent Vermont. I've never seen this before. |
| 1:17.4 | You announce a guest at Amosh Pit forms. |
| 1:20.8 | You started going on there. |
| 1:22.3 | You're hearing that, man. |
| 1:23.1 | If you're watching tonight's program with a billionaire, |
| 1:25.8 | you might want to get him some headphones |
| 1:26.9 | because it's about to get all populist up in this bitch. |
| 1:31.8 | That's for sure. |
| 1:33.2 | But first, it's exciting news. |
| 1:35.6 | Believe me, I'm excited as well. |
| 1:37.4 | We're going to start, though, with the major news from this weekend. |
| 1:40.4 | New York's annual Halloween dog parade was just going. |
| 1:51.0 | That is not the picture we used in rehearsal. |
| 1:58.0 | It's a great reminder each year that dogs like humans are capable of experiencing humiliation. |
| 2:09.6 | Perhaps you missed this year's annual dog parade because you remained inside all weekend because you knew that the no king's protests would be taking place and you heard |
| 2:22.6 | what that might be like we caught the hate america rally i bet you see pro hamas supporters |
| 2:28.5 | i bet you see antifa types i bet you see the marxist in full display this-king's rally this weekend, which is going to be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party. |
| 2:43.0 | What the, not the hardest core. |
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