The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo. Yo. How are you, ma'am? I'm fantastic. How are you? I'm great. No problem. Good. Glad to hear it. So come. Good. All right. Everybody's good. Yeah.

How'd the park go last night? Well, you said, you know, it's funny because you said, oh, you're going to go to my side of town. Yeah.

And then you're going to complain. And I was like, I'm not going to. It's, you know, it's a baseball field.

I wasn't there for five minutes in a body of mine. His kid plays on the same team as my kid. He sent me a picture and just said, zoom into the bottom of the sign.

And he had a picture of his kid and I zoom in the bottom of just a used condom in the middle of the field. I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. You know which park it is. No, come. That park is.

It's like where people drink with it. Where the tower is. I know what you're talking about. And there's always like broken beer bottles. It's so weird because there's another park like.

I don't make it. I have no idea. But it's like baseball diamonds. It seems, you know, like where that doesn't go on. I thought it was a little weird when you told me that that's where they were doing it. I've never been there before.

But I don't know. Maybe they read it or something. I'm not sure. But no, it wasn't great. That's like. They lost anyway. It's got that. It's got like a little parking lot there where people can pull up in it. Night time. It's dark over there. They, you know, teenagers can sit and drink. Apparently have sex at least someone's using protection.

I mean, you know, everybody has done that at some point in their youth. You went to a park. Of course. Have some drinks and maybe do a little heavy patting.

Yes. I look. I'm not against people having sex. I didn't even sent you to that. I'm just saying it was a weird thing to have on the infield or right, you know, before you walk into the infield.

Well, I hadn't seen any other incidents. Just just the one condom. That's the one condom. That's all I saw. Okay. Could have been worse. I'll take just the one condom. Yeah. That's better than like broken glass. Well, there was broken glass. The parking lot. But that's is what it is. You just drive around that. Whatever. Yeah, as long as it's not in the, you know, field or on the diet. Yeah, it was fine. It's okay. We're parents. You're my team lost anyway. So my kids team was. It was just a scrimmage though. Right. Yeah. How'd he do? I went one for one with our only RBI. He was fine. Was it?

Was it a rainy last night? I don't know. I guess. I guess it was just cold. I was just cold. I'm good. Fine. I guess Trump. As we walked off, he just said, you know, I said, how you doing? He's like, I'm okay. I said, what's wrong? He goes, man, just thought we'd be better. Yeah. Me too. That's it. Well, I need to teach him a thing. We got 10 more weekends of this, buddy. No reason to get depressed now. Just remember, it's an individual sport. Nobody thinks Mike trout sucks because his team doesn't go to the playoffs.

You know, your position and hit the baseball that after that. You figure out you and you'll be good. Today is Tuesday, right? And Trump hasn't been arrested. I thought I know. They said they said they're not the grand jury isn't meeting until tomorrow. Well, I don't want. So then I want to happen today. I saw them put out those barricades. Another grand jury had been meeting. I think they happened, but they're not meeting again until tomorrow. I thought they were done with all of them. I thought they had their findings and said, okay, they're not meeting again until tomorrow.

What's your wisdom? Well, I did see Trump going after, well, he posted a video on his social justice, truth social social. You know, talking about how the liberals are coming to get me. I'm the only thing standing between. I don't know. Anarchy, anarchy, and whatever. It's, you know, typical kind of Trump stuff. Look, you know, you were talking about Barack Obama's video the other day when he spent all that money. Doing those that half hour commercial during his career.

video the other day when he spent all that money doing those that half hour commercial during his

campaign right farmers and stuff that's not really Trump's speed you know Trump's more of a stand

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