Monday, 03.20.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
How was your weekend? Did you watch any basketball? Lazlo is obsessed with baseball. He needs a few more baseball fans to chat with. *How old are most people before they feel like adults? Millennials and Gen Z don't know how to do a lot of basic adulting things.*Slimfast found a list of strange relationship rules that some couples have. Things like only being allowed to whisper while fighting and keeping the in-laws away at all times. *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he's going to get arrested. The FBI is investigating Tik Tok after employees were caught gathering data on American journalists. School districts from around the country are suing social media giants for harming the mental health of young people. *A cop gets pulled over DUI and the body cam footage is pure gold. *What movie has the greatest opening scene of all time? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and remember that you can watch us record the podcast live every day at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, how are you, man? |
| 0:51.0 | How are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great. No problems. |
| 0:53.0 | How was your weekend? |
| 0:54.0 | It was all right. |
| 0:55.0 | I didn't do much. |
| 0:56.0 | It was cold. |
| 0:57.0 | Watched a lot of baseball. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, baseball. |
| 0:59.0 | It's supposed to be, um... |
| 1:00.0 | I know, much, man. |
| 1:01.0 | There's so much, but I watch mostly world baseball class. |
| 1:04.0 | That's still going on? |
| 1:05.0 | Yes. |
| 1:06.0 | I thought, when did you start talking about that? It's been over a week ago. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, it's like world baseball class, it takes a while. |
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