Trump Vows to Suspend Immigration to the U.S. | Amanda Nguyen

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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President Trump announces an immigration ban, Jordan Klepper gets tips from survivalist Pat McNamara, and Rise CEO Amanda Nguyen discusses her Survivor Safe Haven program. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.2	Hey everybody, what's going on?
0:06.4	Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:09.7	I'm Trevinoa and today is officially day 36.
0:13.4	Yeah, day 36 of us staying inside to try and prevent the spread of coronavirus.
0:18.8	And because a lot of you are cooking for the first time now that you're trapped indoors,
0:22.4	here's your coronavirus quarantine tip of the day.
0:25.4	Baking soda and baking powder are very different things.
0:30.8	Also, baby powder isn't made out of babies.
0:33.9	Crazy what we're all learning in quarantine.
0:36.5	Anyway, on tonight's episode, the hot gossip about Kim Jong-un,
0:39.8	Jordan Klepper gets advice from survivors and President Trump builds a wall around the entire country.
0:45.9	So let's get straight into it.
0:46.9	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:49.3	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:55.6	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevinoa.
0:59.3	Here's edition.
1:02.1	With all the negative coronavirus news going around,
1:04.8	it's important to remember that the world is not ending.
1:08.4	It's just on pause, a very weird pause.
1:12.7	You know like when you pause a movie and then the actor's face is stuck in a weird position,
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