Trevor Interviews New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy and NBA All-Star Stephen Curry

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🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Right-wing protesters gather to demand an end to statewide coronavirus lockdowns, and Trevor talks to New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy and NBA All-Star Stephen Curry. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.5	Pfff!
0:03.5	Yo, what's going on everybody?
0:07.0	I've been told that apparently today is Monday, so that means it's time for another
0:10.6	episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:13.0	Thank you so much for tuning in.
0:14.4	We are now officially in week six of us staying inside to try and prevent the spread of
0:19.0	coronavirus.
0:20.2	And it's not just the start of week six.
0:21.9	Today's a special day.
0:22.9	It's also 420, yeah.
0:24.6	So here's your 420 quarantine tip of the day.
0:28.0	If you run out of weed to smoke, just wear your mask really tight until you get dizzy.
0:33.6	Or even better.
0:34.6	Just turn on the news and watch it for 24 hours.
0:36.8	Then you'll feel just as paranoid and confused as you would if you hit a really fat blunt.
0:40.7	Anyway, on tonight's episode, we learn how dogs can help us defeat corona.
0:44.6	Big businesses are taking small business money and President Trump supports your right
0:49.3	to get all of us killed.
0:50.8	So let's get into it.
0:51.8	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:56.1	Some Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.
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