In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

It's hard to imagine a scenario in which this could have gone worse.

This seems to be a dream come true for Vladimir Putin.

One of the most astonishing moments that we have ever seen happen inside the Oval Office.

I think it's disrespectful for you to come to the Oval Office to try to litigate this in front of the American media.

You should be thanking the President.

You have nice ocean and don't feel now, but you will feel it in the future. We're going to feel very good. You will feel influence. Don't tell us what we're going to feel. We're trying to solve a problem. Don't tell us what we're going to feel. You're in no position to dictate that. You don't have the cards right now. With us, you start having cards.

I'm not playing cards.

I'm not saying cards.

I'm worried you.

I'm sorry.

The president and the vice president taking all the Putin talking points.

Shut up, bitch!

As an American, the only hero in the Oval Office, the only decent human being is the Ukrainian.

I know it.

You are fake dudes.

Look at this, man.

Jeez.

Very fake dude.

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