Welcome everybody to this week's episode of Trump trolls Trump, you know, the show where someone with a certain last name mocks in a way that is merciless and relentless and incredibly well justified.

Another person who has the audacity to use the same name, I'm going to let you decide who is who. Believe it or not,

we have reached week 30 of the Trump regime's golden age. Can't you feel it? There's gold everywhere,

not just in the Oval Office. I imagine that there probably would have been a lot of golden blooms in the Rose Garden, but it's been paved over.

So who knows?

But yes, everything feels golden.

America has entered finally thanks entirely to Donald Trump, its Renaissance period.

We have had 215 days of this. And I can't stand it.

I mean, the winning and the gold. But listen, I mean, this is typically a show where we kind of loosen up and lighten things up a bit.

But before we get started, I didn't want to talk about a story that's so important that we have to cover it, right?

It shocked the nation.

And I think because of it, we have to figure out how to redefine ourselves as a people.

Like, redefine what it actually means to be American at this point in our history.

You might be thinking that it's the federal takeover of our nation's capital, but no, it's more serious.

Might it be the increasingly fascistic and violent behavior of the thugs running ice?

No.

The gutting over health care and research into disease and vaccines.

No, it is more serious.

Perhaps than all of these things can bond.

So to get straight to the truth, I wanted to show you this sobering report from Fox State TV.

An American classic undergoing a major rebrand. Cracker Barrel is giving its restaurants a modern makeover and not everybody's happy about it.

Jeff Locke is outside of one of the restaurants. He's in Mount Laurel, New Jersey. Tell us what's happening, Jeff.

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