Hello, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump, you know, the show, where one person with a certain last name, mocks relentlessly, mercilessly, and quite frankly, legitimately, another person who just happens to have the last name. As usual, I will not be telling you who is who. It has now been,

believe it or not, 152 days since the Trump regime came into power. Seems like only yesterday.

No, it doesn't. Anyway, we are looking back at week 21, and I would like to start off with my family's latest grift.

I mean, sorry, innovative business idea.

Take a look at this report.

This morning, the pitch of a promised gold-plated smartphone at the center of the latest

Trump family business venture, Trump Mobile, raising eyebrows and ethics questions over potential profiting off the presidency.

We're here to introduce Trump Mobile.

The new mobile phone service launched by the president's adult sons and already accepting pre-orders.

The first model, the T1 phone selling for $499, with shipments promised as early as August. In an unprecedented move, Eric Trump claiming the phones

will be produced in the U.S. We're doing it right here in the United States. You're not calling up

call centers in Bangladesh. You're not, you know, you're doing it right out of St. Louis,

Missouri. But some industry experts warning mass producing of a smartphone in the U.S. is currently

nearly impossible and would take at least five to ten years to catch up to China, where most

of the world smartphones are currently made.

Could the Trump Organization produce phones a few thousand and probably lose money?

Yeah.

But the reality to produce phones in the U.S. is a fairytale.

Okay, so Trump Mobile phones.

This might surprise you, but I've actually always wanted a gold-plated cell phone.

I know.

It seems out of character, but it happens to be true.

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