Good morning, Ian.

Good morning.

I think it's only fair that I provide some reassurance to our listeners

because there was a suggestion that because we were going to be recording this as we are at 9 o'clock in the morning,

I might be sitting in my nighty.

Well, there's any speculation because you put that on Twitter.

Too much information. But I just want to reassure people that I am fully dressed. How about you?

I'm more or less fully dressed in me Jim Jam, Bottoms and dressing gown, but that's about it.

Are you getting that as a vision?

So you're sort of naked from the midriff up, is that right?

Well, and the midriff down, but just sort of pajama bottom.

Why are we talking about this at the beginning of the podcast?

No one is going to continue listening if they have this vision of us, I can assure you.

Shall I go through what we're going to talk about today?

Because it's going to be quite a busy one today.

We want to talk about the Russian spy attack.

We want to talk about Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump meeting.

And what could possibly go wrong there?

Donald Trump's trade war.

I want to talk about the fact that the NHS staff are going to

apparently lose a day's holiday in return for a 6.5% pay rise. We might mention the thuggery at the

Olympic Stadium at the West Ham Burnie match yesterday. Saudi visit, Channel 4, pretending to move out

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