We're back. We're back. It's the Deadcast. This is Tim Marchman. I'm joined by.

It's me, David Roth.

Hey, Lauren Tyson.

Oh, good. Yeah, that's what you wanted us to do. Good. Cool.

Yeah. I was gesturing with my hands.

And people who are listening can't see this.

But I wanted everyone to do some of it. I'm still waiting like five minutes until I'm allowed to talk. So relax. Relax. Folks, we've got to cut to the chase here. This is a special emergency dead cast. We have lots of sports to get into. I think the sports topic of the day, the week, the month, the year, the decade,

maybe the incident, Donald Trump invited the Clemson football team to celebrate their national

championship, and it was beyond anything we could have hoped. We know you, the listener,

know what we're talking about, but we have a lot we need to unburden ourselves of. Many, many questions. First of all, I'm so happy that we're recording this a day earlier than this is usually recorded, because, like, we would have had to all rush in here anyway if this wasn't already the planned. I got here by hopping into a fireman's pole in my bedroom, just shooting down and landing in the studio, and which point someone just started yelling hamburgers at me.

But this is good.

1,000 hamburgers.

I heard it's 1,200 now.

You hear so many more.

All right, so obviously this is fresh in our minds because the trauma is new.

It's still, I think honestly, we're still unyielding.

We're still trying to figure out just how many hamburgers,

President Trump bought slash bought for the Clemson football team.

But either way, the number is more than any of us will be able to bear.

Lauren, when you think about Donald Trump doing jazz hands in front of hundreds of soggy, damp,

what?

71-degree burgers.

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