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Hey everybody, welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.

I'm Trevor Noah.

Today is Tuesday, 21st July, and I know that days and dates don't mean anything anymore,

but I like to keep them around, you know, for sentimental reasons.

It reminds me of the normal times.

Now, although some people have gone back to the office, I am still filming from my apartment,

because I haven't finished reading all the books on my quarantine list yet.

I also haven't started reading the books, but I'm going to tomorrow.

Anyway, on tonight's episode, pennies can now make you rich.

Queen Elizabeth might need to go get a gun and America debates whether to allow coronavirus

to go back to school.

So let's do this people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

Yes, is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's the dish.

Let's kick things off with some good news.

I'll give you a moment to remember what that is.

When the coronavirus pandemic hits, scientists said it could be a year to 18 months before

we got a vaccine.

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