Ted Yoho's "Apology" to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | Jim Carrey

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🗓️ 23 July 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Rep. Ted Yoho issues a pseudo-apology to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, President Trump changes his tone about COVID-19, and Jim Carrey discusses "Memoirs and Misinformation." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.4	Well, hello everybody.
0:06.7	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:09.0	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:10.1	Today is Wednesday, 22 July.
0:12.5	And as you can see, although some people are back in the office,
0:16.1	I'm still filming the show for my apartment.
0:18.6	Because there's a giant corona that's just hanging out at my desk.
0:22.5	And I don't think I can breathe it in, but you know what?
0:25.7	Better safe than sorry.
0:26.9	Anyway, on tonight's episode,
0:28.4	we talk to Jim Carrey about riding a novel
0:30.8	and some good news for a change.
0:32.9	Donald Trump is pretending to take coronavirus seriously again.
0:36.5	So let's do this.
0:37.4	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:43.8	Alright, people, let's kick it off with some baseball news.
0:56.0	That's right, baseball.
0:57.3	America's past time and the sport Michael Jordan cheated on basketball with.
1:01.8	The coronavirus pandemic shut down the major league season
1:04.9	before it could even start.
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