Trump's WILD signature and Coldplay Chaos

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🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie dives into his painful battle with swimmer's ear, rants about $400 eardrops, and dishes on the outrageous Coldplay concert scandal involving a CEO and his HR "side piece." From a Florida woman macing a chicken-killer to Trump’s alleged naked drawing for Epstein’s birthday, Opie covers it all with his signature wit. Plus, chimps with fashion sense, Stephen Colbert’s CBS exit, and a prison escape in luggage? It’s FU Friday, and Opie’s bringing the heat! Tune in for laughs, rants, and a dose of Long Island ocean vibes.

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0:59.0	I will never, and I mean never, ever say ever again,
1:09.9	oh, do you have a widow earway, do you? Oh, do you have a widow earwink, do you? Oh, do you have a widow earache?
1:15.9	I will never, ever, ever say that again. And that's how we start my live stream way out east.
1:21.0	I Long Island on a glorious day. Look at that ocean. My God, the ocean has finally sat down, which is good.
1:28.5	That means game on, but not for me. No, no, no, not for me.
1:34.1	Put these drops in your ear three times a day and make sure you don't go in the water for about three or four days.
1:41.5	I got knocked out. I got knocked out of doing my live stream for two days over an earache.
1:53.6	That's why I haven't been around in two days because I had an earache.
1:58.4	A widow, widow ear ache.
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