What do you mean? You're pissed. Right before I turn this on, Matt goes, I'm pissed. Before I can even intro the fact that we are live at Get Potts in New York City on the Upper West Side. It's a very loud room. You got kids playing pinball. But they're good. They're so good. They're very good at pinball. I was upstairs in the bathroom and Samuel Jackson was yelling at me. Oh, yeah. He was yelling at me. And then from the pinball game? Yeah, but for, no, he says motherfucker on the pinball game, too. But for a second, I didn't, I didn't realize it was coming from the pinball machine. Did you poop real fast? I was peeing, and I'm like, why is Samuel Jackson yelling at me? Oh, maybe you stopped peeing real fast. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Did you get shy bladder real quick? A little shrinkage? No, shrinkage. I've been going in the ocean every day, and the ocean's at 65 degrees. It's a different kind of shrinkage, man. Like intimidation will shrink you up.

Well, it's hard to pee in the ocean because every wave makes you go, plus there's little fishies going in and out of you. You hear about that stuff? Oh, right in the pee hole. Yeah, man. Watch out, dude. That doesn't happen on Long Island. So don't poop in the ocean. You don't wear a condom when you go to?

You know, me and my, me and my daughter. It does the same thing, right? Just, you know, oh, my God. This guy saw two condoms on the street. He's like, there's a condom. Oh, and there's a female condom. He goes, boy, those ladies got big dicks.

Well, we are in New York City.

It's New York, baby.

Me and my, I forgot to tell you, me and my daughter are bonding this summer.

No, you don't go from better segue to that.

Good point, wait for that one.

Good point.

Let's talk about something in between.

Baseball. How about them, Matt? All right, back to daughters. Good point. No, I was something in between. Baseball.

How about them,

Matt?

All right, back to daughters.

All right.

So me and my daughter are bonding this summer because, you know, we spent a lot of time right near the water.

And I taught her that women will go in to clean the urine off their fannies and she's like yes daddy I

understand the women out east do not actually go in the water unless they have to

let's appear yeah because there's go there's no facilities in the area so I

finally showed my daughter like you you see that girl right there.

That lady, you know what she's doing? Yeah, that's where I tell her. I'm like, watch. She's now peeing. Watch the yellow leaf her eyes. Right, right, right. She's now peeing, and now she's going to go into the first set of waves to wash the yard off a fan. She's going to shiver at a certain point. Yeah, a little way.

Ooh.

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