And Canada never, ever will be part of America in any way, shape or form.

Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we scroll through social media, so you don't have to.

I'm Gemma Forte.

And I'm Marina Perkis. And when we started this podcast, there were a few things I could never have imagined saying and yet have said, and I thought over the last fortnight.

For instance, I have wholly agreed with the front cover of the Daily Express. I found myself agreeing with the political editor of the mail, Dan Hodges,

and now I find myself reading this and wondering if I've eaten, I know, a dodgy mushroom or something,

because Andrea C. Love, PhD, wrote this.

I can't believe this needs to be said.

Transgenic mice are not transgender mice.

But of course, Marina, you have indeed read correctly.

Mo tweeted, this idiot thinks transgenic mice means transgender.

Eight million dollars for making mice transgender.

Oh my God, Marina. How thick is he? He's so thick. There's no two ways about it.

I don't know what you're supposed to do about that. I don't know. I don't know how you're

supposed to debate it. How you're supposed to argue with it?

And this is, haven't they just, hasn't the White House just installed English as the national

language? And this fucking fruit loop doesn't even understand the difference between

transgenic and transgender. So Richard Angwin wrote this. Trump's claim about $8 million for

transgender mice is absurd. It's actually funding for critical transgenic research on diseases like

Alzheimer's and his confusion shows ignorance and his anti-trans agenda distracts from the real issues.

What I love as well is that then he'll come out on Twitter and sort of defend it

because he's all hurty feelings because everybody thinks he's an absolute dick.

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