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Don't lie to the bridge people. Richard, Richard, hang on, hang on. Richard, if you keep on interrupting, I'm going to have to put a gag on you or something, something.

Hello, and welcome to The Trull, where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.

I'm Marina Perkis.

And I'm Gemma Forte, and once again this week, Trump is still providing enough trawl fodder for about 10 episodes.

But there's only so much of his mad shite we can all stomach.

So we are going to deal with him in the next episode. And honestly, it's an ever-moving feast.

It really is. In this ep, however, there are some very urgent domestic topics for us to drawl,

on a terribly funny note, for instance, the Reform Party, they're eating themselves, which

I guess it's not too bad. Gammon's delicious, right? The little bit of apple sauce,

if a little fatty and hard to digest. And then, I'm afraid, on a completely not funny and

utterly depressing note, actually, the Labour Party need money. So naturally, rather than taxing the very

rich, they're coming after disabled people and the sick and pit payments, benefits in general.

So while we spent a fair bit of time praising Stama recently for being statesman-like and

impressive on the world stage, I think today I want to seriously ask, what the hell

does he think he's doing on the home front? Yeah, indeed. And Giselle Stays 4 had a perfect

tweet for this. She wrote, not going to lie, when I was younger, I always thought adults were

being dramatic when they said, if it's not one thing, it's another. But now, as an adult,

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